lurkerpi:

thriceinatrice:

lurkerpi:

WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE

Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.

i am going to call the police

theadortanglefang:

didney-worl-no-uta:

I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and

oh my god

NOOSE BURGER

how is this place still open!?

trillow:

can’t wait till we stop assigning gender to clothing and everyone starts wearing mage robes instead to increase their magicka 

orangemuses:

THE DREAM

(Source: longhairdontcare101100)

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

(Source: garlicbreadsticks)

vanehwasreal:

the whitest moments in recorded history

after watching these i feel dead inside

kawaiilalala:

peabug:

no thanks weed fiend 

i am trying to pick one the quote but I can’t choose

(Source: vvarinn)

gracehelbig:

tyleroakley:

And I think to myself, “What a wonderful world.”

I screamed.