WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call the police
I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and
oh my god
NOOSE BURGER
how is this place still open!?
can’t wait till we stop assigning gender to clothing and everyone starts wearing mage robes instead to increase their magicka
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
(Source: garlicbreadsticks)




